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Four things never come back:
The spoken word;
The wasted time;
The past life;
And the neglected opportunity.
So think twice, act wise!
Sender: DaddyFile
Date:28-01-2016
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Stages of a Relationship:
1.Jaan
2.Jaanu
3.Jaanwar
4.Jaa Marr!
Date:28-01-2016
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Wife to her hubby, "Whenever I dream, I see your face."
Husband : No wonder, I always wake up screaming!
Date:28-01-2016
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Salesman: This computer will cut your workload by 50%.
Buyer: That's great, I will take two of them!
Date:28-01-2016
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When you get this message, send it to:
One person you love;
One you always hated;
One you always think of;
And the one you wish to kill.
Now, keep guessing why I sent it to you!
Date:28-01-2016
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You are lucky to be born beautiful, unlike me - who was born to be a big liar!
Date:28-01-2016
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Flowers + Butterfly = A beautiful scene.
Stars + Moon = A romantic night.
Rain + Monsoon = A lovely weather.
You + Your smile = Bhaago Bhoot Aaya!
Date:28-01-2016
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What's that thing called when your crush likes you back? Oh yeah! It's called Imagination!
Date:28-01-2016
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I m on a light diet:
I eat in daylight
I eat in moonlight
And sometimes, I eat in refrigerator light!
Date:28-01-2016
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Boys use the word 'friendship' to start love,
But girls use the word 'friendship' to end love.
Let's be friends!
Date:28-01-2016
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Girl: Why do you keep posting my name on FB wall every 2 minutes?
Boy: Facebook keeps asking me what's on my mind? And honestly, it's always you!
Date:28-01-2016
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Come like a sprinter;
Sit like a yogi;
And go like a king.
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It's not about life...
This was written on a toilet door!
Date:28-01-2016
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Flirting is like a game of Chess.
One wrong move... and you are married!
Date:28-01-2016
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Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks together!
Date:28-01-2016
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Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.
Date:28-01-2016
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Nice saying….
Zindagi mein aap kitne khush h this is not important
But…
Zindagi mein apki wajah se kitne log khush hai
this is important…!!
Date:28-01-2016
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ye gam or anson kabe kam ni hon gy
yadon ky ye maly kam ni hon gy
zindage ky kush pal hamary sath be guzar lo
buhat yad karo gy jb ham ni hon gy
Date:28-01-2016
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No matter how strong a person I am... your presence and even absence always makes me weak!
Date:28-01-2016
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Career is like light and girls r
like shadow if u try to catch shadow,
u will miss d light if u walk 2wards d
light den the shadow follows u
Date:28-01-2016
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