Mareez: Doctor Sahab, Aap ny jo Dawa Likh ker di thi,
Wo to Kahin nahi mili,
Pura Shehar Chhan mara hai..
Doctor: Ohooo,
Dawai to me Likhna hi Bhool gaya tha,
Ye to Mere Signature hen..;-p:-0
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Date:17-1-2016
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Meri Harkaton ko Yehi Soch ker Muaaf ker Dena,
"Dosto",,
K Tum "Mera" Kuch bhi nahi Bigaar sakty..;-p
Hahaha
Date:17-1-2016
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Teacher: 2 Aur 2 Kitny Hoty Hen??
Pappu: 2 Aur 2, 5 Hoty hen.
Teacher: Wo Kese??
Pappu: Ghalti Se...:-)
Date:17-1-2016
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Meray kamray me urr rahay hain badal
Wah wah wah
meray kamray me urr rahay hain badal
wah wah wah
me jo b likh doon ghor se parhtay hain pagal ...
Date:17-1-2016
Funny Sms
Ek Admi ko Ala-Din ka Chiragh mila.
Usay Ragra to us me se Jin nikla aur bola:
"Kiya Hukum Hai Mere Aqa"
Admi: Pakistan se America tak Sarak bana do.
Jin: Bohat hi Mushkil hai, Koi Asan kaam bataen.
Admi: Meri Bivi ko Mera Fermabardar bana do.
Jin: Sarak Single banani hai k Double...;-)
Date:17-1-2016
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Phaty Purany Kapron me Malboos Ek Admi
Ghabraya huwa Kabaariye ki Dukan me
Dakhil huwa aur
Jaib se Revolver Nikal ker Bola:
"Jo Kuch Tumhary Paas Hai Nikal Ker Rakh Do."
Kabaariya: Is Revolver k 500 Rupy dun ga.
Admi: Theek Hai..;p
Date:17-1-2016
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Gas ki Load shedding per
Murgha bhi Handi se Nikal ker Ab kehta hai,
Behan ji,
Gas Nahi Thi to
Itni Sardi me Meri Wardi Q Utari...:-p:)
Date:17-1-2016
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Jin logon ka Khayal hai k
Paison se Aapki
Zindagi me
Khushiyan nahi aa saktin
wo
Apny paisy
Mere Account me
Trasnfer ker sakty hen...;-p
Shukriya
Date:17-1-2016
Funny Sms
Gas ki Load shedding per
Murgha bhi Handi se Nikal ker Ab kehta hai,
Behan ji,
Gas Nahi Thi to
Itni Sardi me Meri Wardi Q Utari...:-p:)
Date:17-1-2016
Funny Sms
Kal me ny 2 Logon ko BeWaqoof Banaya,
Pucho Kese?
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,
Bilkul Aisay Hi..;p
Ab 3 Ho Gaye,
Hahaha..:-)
Date:17-1-2016
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Tujy yaad krty krty itni Door
Nikal ay hain ky Ab Bashir Rishky
Wala be Wapci Ka 2 Hazar Mang Raha hy..!! 😀
Date:17-1-2016
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Ek Khargosh Bomb le ker Zoo me Ghus Gaya Aur Awaz lagai:
"Tum Sab k Paas Ek Minute hai Yahan se Nikalny k liye"
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Kachuwa Bola: Wah ustaad Wah,
Seedhi Tarha keh na K
,
Me Hi Target Hun...:-p
Date:17-1-2016
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Winter Shayeri..
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Baghair Kambal K So Rahy Thy
Mehmood Aur Ayaaz,
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,
,
,
Wah Wah
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,
,
,
,
Baghair Kambal K So Rahy Thy
Mehmood Aur Ayaaz!!
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Full Speed me Pankha Khol k
Bhaag Gaya FARAZ..:p
Wah wah wah..
Mehfil loot Li Zaalim.:-)
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Date:17-1-2016
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Bivi Apny Shoher se: Aap ko Birthday per kiya Gift kerun??
Shoher: Aap Bas mujhy piyar se dekha karen,
Meri Izzat karen,
Baat tameez se Kiya Karen,
Aur Lara Mat karen,
Ye hi Kaafi Hai.
Bivi:
Nahi, nahi Me to gift hi Dungi...;-p:-)
Date:17-1-2016
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