Husband and Wife SMS
Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelery and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!
Date:20-1-2016
Husband and Wife SMS
“Aisa aadmi jo ghalti pe ho aur haar maan lay woh?
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“AQALMAND”
“Aisa shakhs jo ghalti pe na ho magar phir bhi haar maan lay woh?
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“HUSBAND” . .
Date:20-1-2016
Husband and Wife SMS
A recently fired
stock trader Husband…
“This is worse than divorce…
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife…”
Date:20-1-2016
Husband and Wife SMS
Wife: “I look fat. Can u give me a compliment?”
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Husband: “u have perfect eyesight.”
Date:20-1-2016
Husband and Wife SMS
What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A – One Woman Brings U into this world crying…
&
the other ensures U Continue to do so.
Date:20-1-2016
Husband and Wife SMS
Husband: I am very happy to marry you.
Wife: Why may i know?
Husband: Because i got the punishment of my sins in this world.
Date:20-1-2016
Husband and Wife SMS
Unmarried Man:” Mujhe shaadi nahi karni,
mujhe sab aurto se darr lagta hai…
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Married Man:” Shaadi kar lo…
fir 1 hi aurat se darr lagega, baaki sab achhi lagegi..
Date:20-1-2016
Husband and Wife SMS
Ek admi ka hont jala hua tha.
Kisi ne pocha kese jala?
Admi bola:
wife maikay ja rahi thi.usko
chorrne station gaya tha khushi
main train ka Engine choom liye
Date:20-1-2016
Husband and Wife SMS
Badsoorat Wife:
Apne Husbnd Se
Khirki K Parde Lagwa Do,
Naya Parosi Muje Dekhne Ki Koshish Krta Hy
Husband:
1 Bar Dekh Lene Do,
Phr
Wo Khud Parde Lagwa Lega.
Date:20-1-2016
Husband and Wife SMS
A husband once complained
Dear Google,
Please stop behaving like my wife…
Will you please allow me to complete
the whole sentence before you start…?
Date:20-1-2016
Husband and Wife SMS
Wife- If I Dismiss The Cook
'n Make Food Myself For A Month,
What Will You Pay Me..?
Husband- I Won't Have To Pay You,
You'll Get My Entire Insurance Amount.. !:)
Date:20-1-2016
Husband and Wife SMS
Ek admi ka hont jala hua tha.
Kisi ne pocha kese jala?
Admi bola:
wife maikay ja rahi thi.usko
chorrne station gaya tha khushi
main train ka Engine choom liye
Date:20-1-2016
Husband and Wife SMS
Ek admi ka hont jala hua tha.
Kisi ne pocha kese jala?
Admi bola:
wife maikay ja rahi thi.usko
chorrne station gaya tha khushi
main train ka Engine choom liye
Date:20-1-2016
Husband and Wife SMS
A Small Tip For Lifetime:
“Try To Present Yourself That
You Are HAPPY,
Slowly It Becomes
Your Habit
&
Finally It Becomes
Your Character.”
:)
Date:20-1-2016
Husband and Wife SMS
One million copies of a new book sold
In just 2 days due to typing error of 1 alphabet in title.
"An idea,that can change your WIFE''
While real word was(LIFE).
Date:20-1-2016
Husband and Wife SMS
1 bv kali thee aur shohr gora tha.
Sohar 1 din bola k hm 2ono jnti hain.
Bv boli woh kesay.
Sohahr bola .
Ma tumhain dakh kr sbr krta hoon.aur tum mujay dakh k shukar karti ho.
Date:20-1-2016
Husband and Wife SMS
Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelery and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!
Date:20-1-2016
Husband and Wife SMS
Wife: main driver ko nokri se nikaal rahi hun kyun k aj main doosri bar marte marte bachi hun.
Husbnd: Begum isy ek aur moka do. :-)
Date:20-1-2016
Husband and Wife SMS
Wife:
Mene suna hai ke Jannat me Mardon ko Hooren milen gi.
To aurton ko kya milay ga?
Husband:
Kuch nahi, Allah sirf mazloom ki sunta hai.
Date:20-1-2016
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