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Kanjoos SMS
* Congratulations *
SMS na karney pey
Aapko
Award
of Kanjoosi 2015
diya jata hia.
no need to say thanks, ye award ap he ka right ta

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Date:20-1-2016



Kanjoos SMS
Dear Kanjoos customer, U have now subcribed kanjoosi package.

You can enjoy saving of sMs.

Your subcription title kanjoos is valid till Allah give U taufiq 2 send sMs.

Sender: DaddyFile
Date:20-1-2016



Kanjoos SMS
1 kanjoos tha,
Bilkul kanjoos tha,
Khalis kanjoos tha,
Bohut ziada kanjoos tha,
Aap mat ghabrao
Aap k samne to wo kuch b nei tha,

Sender: DaddyFile
Date:20-1-2016



Kanjoos SMS
* Congratulations *
SMS na karney pey
Aapko
Award
of Kanjoosi 2015
diya jata hia.
no need to say thanks, ye award ap he ka right ta

Sender: DaddyFile
Date:20-1-2016


Kanjoos SMS
1 kanjoos tha,
Bilkul kanjoos tha,
Khalis kanjoos tha,
Bohut ziada kanjoos tha,
Aap mat ghabrao
Aap k samne to wo kuch b nei tha,

Sender: DaddyFile
Date:20-1-2016



Kanjoos SMS
Pepsi
C0ca C0la
Sprite
Marinda
Dew
7 Up
Lim0 Paani
Fanta
In Sub Kay Dakhan Jama Kar Kay
Teen Dabay Wale K0H Dena
Sms Karne K0H Kuch Paise Mil Jaengay.

kANJOOS

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Date:20-1-2016



Kanjoos SMS
1 kanjoos dosray say:
Aaj main ney ek jaan bachai.
Wo aise bachai k Faqeer sai pocha:
1000 ka note dun to kiya karega?
Wo bola, Khushi se mar jaunga.
Main nay kaha ja nahin deta

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Date:20-1-2016



Kanjoos SMS
ek Kanjoos Husband Shadi Wali Raat Apni BV se: Apna Haath Dejiye
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.
BV Ne Sharma k Hath Aagay Barha Diya or Aankhen Band Kar Leen,
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Jab Thori Dair men Aankhen Kholeen to Kanjoos husband Marker se Haath Pe Ghari Bana Raha tha
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BV Boli: Ye Kya?
.
Husband : Sharmatey huey..
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.
.
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Pagli Ye Teri Moo Dikhaee Hay...add Wife...Have Life :)

Sender: DaddyFile
Date:20-1-2016



Kanjoos SMS
ek Kanjoos Husband Shadi Wali Raat Apni BV se: Apna Haath Dejiye
.
.
BV Ne Sharma k Hath Aagay Barha Diya or Aankhen Band Kar Leen,
.
.
.
Jab Thori Dair men Aankhen Kholeen to Kanjoos husband Marker se Haath Pe Ghari Bana Raha tha
.
.
BV Boli: Ye Kya?
.
Husband : Sharmatey huey..
.
.
.
.
.
Pagli Ye Teri Moo Dikhaee Hay...add Wife...Have Life :)

Sender: DaddyFile
Date:20-1-2016



Kanjoos SMS
Bebas Kar Deta Hai Mujhe Package – e- Sms

Warna !

Jitne Tum Log Kanjoos Ho . . Dil Karta Hai Khaali Msg bhi Na karun .. :@

(‘,’)/”
/) Feel Karo . Bazati Ho Rahi Hai :P

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Date:20-1-2016



Kanjoos SMS
Best one - Kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena, kabhi humari tarah bhi jiya karo,
Roz mere sms padh kar sharam nahi aati, kabhi khud bhi SMS kiya karo.

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Date:20-1-2016



Kanjoos SMS
Kanjusi Ke Liye Oscar Ke Jab Bhi Nomination Ayega ,
Apka Naam Badi Adab Se Liya Jaayega ,
Galti Se Bhi Kabhi Sms Mat Karna ,
Varna Ye Mouka Bhi Haat Se Nikal Jayega!!!

Sender: DaddyFile
Date:20-1-2016



Kanjoos SMS
80 aur 1 akasi hoty hain
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Wah wah
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80 aur 1 akasi hoty hain
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Msg na krny waly marasi hoty hain.:D
(‘,’)
<)(>
/ / yaar tusi mirasi lagdy ty ni

Sender: DaddyFile
Date:20-1-2016



Kanjoos SMS
Aaj Kuch Maangna Hay Tum Say
Aaj Kuch Lena Hay Tum Say
Aaj Kuch Dena Hay Tum Ko
Aaj Kuch Kehna Hay Tum Ko
Na He Koi Khuwahish, Tamanna Na Arzoo
Bas Aik Hi Chah Hai Apni Aur Aik Hi Justaju
Ham Maangtay Hain Tum Say,
Teray Derd O Gham Wo Saarey Jo Rula Gaye Hain
Teri Neenden Uda Gaye Hain
Ham Hain Shareek E Gham Teray Pehchaan To Sahi
Ham Bhi Hain Saath Teray Tu Jaan To Sahi
Ker Bojh Apnay Dil Ka Halka Hamen Bataday
Ye Fikar Ye Udasi Kioon Hay Zara Sunaday
Laaye Hain Ham Baharain Teray Hi Waastay
Ye Rang Aur Ye Khushboo Teray Hi Waastey
Aaj Kuch Maangtay Hain Tum Say
Aaj Kuch MaangnA Hay Tum S@y.

Sender: DaddyFile
Date:20-1-2016



Kanjoos SMS
1 kanjoos dosray say:
Aaj main ney ek jaan bachai.
Wo aise bachai k Faqeer sai pocha:
1000 ka note dun to kiya karega?
Wo bola, Khushi se mar jaunga.
Main nay kaha ja nahin deta

Sender: DaddyFile
Date:20-1-2016



Kanjoos SMS
Udhar aap majboor bethay hain, Idher ham majboor bethe hain!

Baat ho to aakhir kaisay ho,

Jab dono taraf 2 kanjoos bethe hain

Sender: DaddyFile
Date:20-1-2016



Kanjoos SMS
1 kanjoos tha,
Bilkul kanjoos tha,
Khalis kanjoos tha,
Bohut ziada kanjoos tha,
Aap mat ghabrao 
Aap k samne to wo kuch b nei tha,

Sender: DaddyFile
Date:20-1-2016



Kanjoos SMS
Ho mera kam fakiron ko sms karna.
in kanjooson. Gareebon ka inbox bharna.
mere ALLAH inho ko bhi ab ghairat ajaey.
ye sms parhty he inka b sms ajay.

Sender: DaddyFile
Date:20-1-2016



Kanjoos SMS
Description of SMS
S: salaa
M: muft da
S: siyapa
Jy na kro ty kanjoos. Jy kro ty wella…..

Sender: DaddyFile
Date:20-1-2016



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