Politics SMS
Government is like a baby.
An alimentary canal with
a big appetite at one end
and no sense of responsibility at the other.
Date:18-1-2016
Politics SMS
I offer my opponents a bargain:
if they will stop telling lies about us,
I will stop telling the truth about them.
Date:18-1-2016
Politics SMS
Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it whether it exists or not,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedy.
Date:18-1-2016
Politics SMS
Dear Politician,
This is just to inform you that i am also available in the colour white.
Sincerely,
Black Money!
Date:18-1-2016
Politics SMS
-=News Alert=-
Prime minister ne Wardi Utaar di
.
Naha k Phirse Pahin Li....
Date:18-1-2016
Politics SMS
Politics is the art of looking for trouble;
Finding it - whether it exists or not;
Diagnosing it quite incorrectly;
And applying the wrong remedy!
Date:18-1-2016
Politics SMS
I offer my opponents a bargain:
if they will stop telling lies about us,
I will stop telling the truth about them.
Date:18-1-2016
Politics SMS
Zardari ka Farman,
Subse pehlay sadar-e-Pakistan,
Mulk ko bana do Qabristan,
Khatam karo musalman,
Dollar hai apna Eman,
Or Bush hai Abba jaan,
Date:18-1-2016
Politics SMS
Machar ny 1 Aadmi ko din my kata.!
Aadmi ny kah!
Tum din ko b kaat’te ho?
Machar bola!
Zardari ka dor hy Ghar k halat kharab hain!
Overtime laga raha hon
Date:18-1-2016
Politics SMS
Bad officials
are elected
by
good citizens
who do not vote.
Date:18-1-2016
Politics SMS
Our enemies are innovative
and resourceful and so are we.
They never stop thinking about
new ways to harm our country
and our people and neither do we
Date:18-1-2016
Politics SMS
"Alif" se
Asif, Asifa
"Bay" se
Bilawal, Benazir, Bakhtawar,
"Pay" se
Pakistan Peoples Party.
Agar LOOT MAAR mein aagay barhna hy to
' ALIF BAY PAY '
par Yaqeen rakhna ha.
Zara sochiye...!
LOOT MAAR k siva
Pakistan ka matlab kya...??
Date:18-1-2016
Politics SMS
Honesty in politics is much like oxygen.
The higher up you go,
the scarcer it becomes.
Date:18-1-2016
Politics SMS
Yay Pakistan Nae Chand Ka
Tukra Hy
Or
Chand Per Na
LIGHT Hoti Hai
Na PANI
Na GAS
Na HAWA
So No Gila Shikwa Please
Chand Meri Zameen
Phool Mera WATAN.
Date:18-1-2016
Politics SMS
Origin of the word POLITICS is quite funny!
Its Latin & made up of two words;
‘POLI’ means ‘many’
&
…’TICS’ means ‘Blood sucking Creatures’
Sender:Mohsin Date:26-11-2012
Politics SMS
Yay Pakistan Nae Chand Ka
Tukra Hy
Or
Chand Per Na
LIGHT Hoti Hai
Na PANI
Na GAS
Na HAWA
So No Gila Shikwa Please
Chand Meri Zameen
Phool Mera WATAN.
Date:18-1-2016
Politics SMS
mein shohrat ka talib naheen,
mein protocole ka talib naheen,
mein aalishan bangley ka talib naheen,
mein rupeye jama karney ka talib naheen,
“Bus mujhe President bna do baqi kaam mein khud kar loon gha”
Date:18-1-2016
Politics SMS
Pakistan k Masael,
Politicians
Police
Army
Double Crossers
Pakistan k Vasael,
Gharib Awam
phir b kehta hoon, Masael ko Khatam karo aur Vasael ka kamal dekho.
Date:18-1-2016
Politics SMS
“Power does not corrupt.
Fear corrupts…
perhaps the fear of a loss of power.”
Date:18-1-2016
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