Funny Sms
Signal per Car ruki to Ek Faqeer mangny aa gaya..
Car me bethi hui Aurat boli: Tumhari Shakal kuch jani Pehchani lagti hai.
Faqeer bola:
"Madam, We Are Friends on Facebook"...;-)
Sender: DaddyFile
Date:5-02-2016
Funny Sms
Aaj Ki Nasal Ki "Miyan Sahab" se Guzarish..!
Miyan Sahab, Daal Sasti na ho saky to koi Baat nahi,
Lekin
Ye Tinday Aur Shaljam
Mehngi kerwado Plz,
Ye Roz Roz Nahi Khai Jati...:-)
Sender: DaddyFile
Date:5-02-2016
Funny Sms
Masjid me Do Buzurg Bethy thy..
1st Buzurg: Aap Kis k Mureed hen??
2nd Buzurg: Me Apny Peer-o-Murshid ka Naam aisy nahi le sakta,
Pehly Wuzu kerun ga, Phir Btaun ga.
Masjid me Mojud sab log Intezar kerny lagy..
Buzurg ny Pehly Wuzu kiya, Phir 2 Rakaat Namaz Parh ker Dua Mangi,
Phir Itna Roye k Daman Geela Ho gaya,
Phir Intehai Aqeedat aur Ehtiram se Boly:
"Me Apni Bivi Ka Mureed Hun"
Masjid Me Sab Log Ek Zaban ho ker Boly:
"MaShaAllah, Aap to Apny hi Peer Bhai Niklay"...;-p:-D
Sender: DaddyFile
Date:5-02-2016
Funny Sms
Uthi thi Wo Fajar me
Mujhy Mangny k liye Khuda se,,
Paani Thanda Dekh ker
Phir So Gai Wo..:-(
(,")/
<)(
_//_
Kaash Us k Ghar me Geezer hota to
Aaj Me Uska Hota..:-)
Sender: DaddyFile
Date:5-02-2016
Funny Sms
iPhone Aur Samsung me Ek hi Cheez Mushtarik hai
Kon Si??
?
Nahi Pata??
Answer..
“Dono Hi Mere Paas Nahi Hen”…:-p
Sender: DaddyFile
Date:5-02-2016
Funny Sms
Sardar Chars Peety huwe Apni Bivi se : Tum Kon ho??
Bivi : Pagal ho gaye ho Sardar Ji, Apni Bivi ko bhool gaye??
Sardar : Oye, Nasha Her Gham Bhula Deta hai Baji....:-)
Sender: DaddyFile
Date:5-02-2016
Funny Sms
December Jab bhi Ata hai Yehi Anjaam hota hai,
Kabhi Khansi, Kabhi Nazla, Kabhi Zukaam hota hai..;-)
Sender: DaddyFile
Date:5-02-2016
Funny Sms
Kahan Pe Ho?
Reply
Nahi Kerna Plzz..
Jahan bhi ho,
Khush Raho Apny Kharchay per.:)
Sab ko Send kero Aur dekho Kon Kahan Hai..:-)
Sender: DaddyFile
Date:5-02-2016
Funny Sms
Aye GULAB Apni Khushboo ko Mere Doston per "Nachor" de,,
"Ye Sardi k Mousam me Aksar Nahaya nahi kerty"
Naha liya kero Yaar...;-p
Jumma Mubarak
Sender: DaddyFile
Date:5-02-2016
Funny Sms
PHATAN GHALTI SY SAMANDER ME GIR GIA .
DHOBTE DHOBTE US K HATH ME MACHLI AA GAI.
USAY PAKER KER BAHIR PHENKA OR KAHA
JAO TUM TU APNA JAAN BACHAO …
HAMARA ALLAH MALIK HAI...
Sender: DaddyFile
Date:5-02-2016
Funny Sms
Raat ko Dair tak Jagny Wala her Insan Aashiq nahi hota,,
Kuch Log Mere jese bhi hoty hen jo,
,
,
Dopehar me So Jaty hen...:-)
Sender: DaddyFile
Date:5-02-2016
Funny Sms
Sardar : Ye Bakra Q Zibah kiya??
Pathan : Hum ny Mannat manga tha wo pura ho gaya.
Sardar : Kis Baat ki Mannat.
Pathan : Hamara Murgi Gum huwa tha, Wo aaj Mil gaya hai..;-p:-)
Sender: DaddyFile
Date:5-02-2016
Funny Sms
Khubsoorat Log Hamesha ye Q kehty hen k
"Me Abhi Busy hun"..?
Socho.?
?
?
?
?
?
Nahi Pata.?
Haha
Baad me Bataun ga..
"Abhi Me Busy hun"...:-p
Sender: DaddyFile
Date:5-02-2016
Funny Sms
Dentist: Apka daant nikaalna
prega #Sheikh: paise lagenge? Dentist: 200. Shekh: ye lo 50,
thora sa DHEELA kr do, nikaal mai
lon ga..
Sender: DaddyFile
Date:5-02-2016
Funny Sms
Boy (In Emotional Mood) : Mom, Zindagi me Kamyabi k liye kiya kerun??
?
Mom : Sab se Pehly Pathar le,
Aur Apna Mobile Torr de...;-0 :-(
Sender: DaddyFile
Date:5-02-2016
Funny Sms
Father: beta tu ne engineering ke
4 saalon mein sab se mushkil kam kon sa sekha
Son: bus ki chat per baith kar tez
hawaon mein 1 teeli se 3 cigrette jalana 😉
Sender: DaddyFile
Date:5-02-2016
Funny Sms
Shadi k aglay Din Bivi Ghussy se : Subha Subha aap ny Mere Chehry per Paani Q Dala??
Shoher : Tere Baap ny kaha tha k,
Meri Beti phool ki tarha hai,
Isay Murjhany Mat dena...:-)
Sender: DaddyFile
Date:5-02-2016
Funny Sms
Ek "Khudkash" Hamla Aawar ny "Taliban Commander se Kaha :
"Sir Ji, Barood zara Kam dala kero,
Pichli dafa Hamara Banda
"Jannat" se
33 kilometer Aagay nikal gaya tha...:-)
Sender: DaddyFile
Date:5-02-2016
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