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Exams SMS
The funniest situation in student life

when we have no idea what to write
in the exam paper n the supervisor comes
and
says, “please cover your answer sheet”

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Date:19-1-2016



Exams SMS
After Our Exams,
Our Books ll Sing A Song,
Guess Which Song???



Guess……!

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Date:19-1-2016


Exams SMS
What is the height of hope?
It is sitting in the examination hall,
holding d question paper in hand and telling yourself
“dude,don’t worry.
Exams will get postponed!” ;)

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Date:19-1-2016



Exams SMS
The Law Says,
“If U Can’t Convince Someone, Confuse Them!”
Do U Know Which Law It Is?
This Is “Law Of Answering In Examination”…:)

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Date:19-1-2016



Exams SMS
To b A "Gud ProfesionaL" aLways Start to study Late for "Exams"
Bcoz,
it Teaches how 2 Manage "Time" &
TackLe "Emergencies"!
Think Different

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Date:19-1-2016



Exams SMS
Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS

1 Too Many Questions.
2 Difficult to Understand.
3 More Explanation is Needed.
4 Result is always FAIL!

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Date:19-1-2016



Exams SMS
Exams are there, at the paper u stare; the answer is nowhere, which makes u pull ur hair. The teachers make u glare, the grades r not fair, but just like the past 20 yrs, WE DON’T CARE !!

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Date:19-1-2016



Exams SMS
All i want you is to be courageous Be calm and be self equipped with facts and figures to conquer this exams battle. I wish you is best of luck in your exams.

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Date:19-1-2016



Exams SMS
Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS

1 Too Many Questions.
2 Difficult to Understand.
3 More Explanation is Needed.
4 Result is always FAIL!

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Date:19-1-2016



Exams SMS


What is the true meaning of 'Study'??
.
.
.
.
.
.
S. Sleeping
T. Talking
U. Unlimited sms
D. Dreaming
Y. Yaani mast life

SO carry on study..!! Plzzzzz.

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Date:19-1-2016



Exams SMS
All i want you is to be courageous Be calm and be self equipped with facts and figures to conquer this exams battle. I wish you is best of luck in your exams.

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Date:19-1-2016




Exams SMS
Name the place where human feels alone while having a crowed 

Exams Hall

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Date:19-1-2016



Exams SMS
The funniest situation in student life
when we have no idea what to write
in the exam paper n the supervisor comes
and
says, "please cover your answer sheet" :P

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Date:19-1-2016



Exams SMS
The most funniest situation in student’s life:
.
When we have no idea what to write in
paper and supervisor comes and
say “wind up your papers”..:P:D

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Date:19-1-2016



Exams SMS
Father: Why did you get such a
low score in that exam?
Son: Absence!
Father: You were absent on the
day of the exam?
Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was!

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Date:19-1-2016



Exams SMS


Uski Nazar Meri Taraf Thi
Meri Nazr Uski Tarf Thi

Vo Mugh Se Kuch Kehna Chahti Thi
Main Us Se Kuch Puchna Chahta Tha

Dono Ise Uljan Mein Bethe Rahe
Aur Exam Over Ho Gaya

(exam over sms)

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Date:19-1-2016



Exams SMS


EXam’s song by Munna bhai:

“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.

(Exam song by Munna bhai )

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Date:19-1-2016



Exams SMS


lover Ne Kaha Exam Me “5th Ans Btao!”
lover Ne Kaha Exam Me”5th Ans Btao!”

Maine Kaha..
Melody Khao Or Khud Jaan Jao :-!

(funny exam)

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Date:19-1-2016



Exams SMS
Ocean level syllabus.

Mountain level teaching.

Bucket level we study.

Mug level we answer.

Marks comes in drops.


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Date:19-1-2016



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