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Santa: Every time I have a cup of tea, I get a sharp pain in my right eye. What should I do, Doctor?
Doctor: Take the spoon out of your cup!
Date:19-1-2016
English SMS
Our aim in life should be: 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 0
9-glass drinking water.
8-hrs sound sleep.
7-wonders tour with family.
6-six digit income.
5-days work a week
4-wheeler.
3-bedroom flat
2-cute children.
1-sweetheart.
0-tension!
Date:19-1-2016
English SMS
Laugh like you're 10
Party like you're 20
Travel like you're 30
Think like you're 40
Advise like you're 50
Care like you're 60
Love like you're 70
Date:19-1-2016
English SMS
I have finally realised that only way to lose weight with green tea is if you go to the mountain and pick it yourself!
Date:19-1-2016
English SMS
I just met your duplicate.
I swear it was you, I even called your name…
But
you ignored me and continued to eat Banana and swing on the Tree..
Date:19-1-2016
English SMS
I Want You To Hug Me When I Get Scared.
I Want You To Kiss Me When I Act Like A Kid.
I Want You To Care For Me When I'm Sick.
I Want You To Listen To Me When I Wanna Say Something.
I Want You To Understand My Silence When I Don't Have Words To Express What I Feel.
I Want You To Be There When I Need A Friend.
I Want You To Love Me For What I'm.
And Above All
I Want You To Complete Me.
Date:19-1-2016
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Dad asking his 3 yrs son
You like brother baby or sister baby ?
Son: I Like Your Sister’s baby !!:-)
Rocking Generation
Date:19-1-2016
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Christmas is a bridge.
We need bridges as the river of time flows past.
Today's Christmas should mean creating happy hours,
For tomorrow and reliving those of yesterday.
Date:19-1-2016
English SMS
Do only one thing at a time.
It is lazy people who want
to do everything at once..!!
Date:19-1-2016
English SMS
A beauTiful Dress Can Change the perSonality But,Beautiful Behavior can change the Life!!
Date:19-1-2016
English SMS
''A real experience of life,
when you give lot of importance to smmeone in your life...
You lose your importanc in their life..!!
Date:19-1-2016
English SMS
If U Never Taste A Bad Apple.
You Would Never Appreciate A Good Apple.
Sometimes We Need To Experience Bitterness Of Life To Understand The Value Of Sweetness.
Date:19-1-2016
English SMS
Kiss is the first step to show
how much i love you,
how much i think about you,
how much i miss u
and
show that i trust u...
Date:19-1-2016
English SMS
And remember with gratitiude
Allah's favor on you;
for you were enemises and
He joined your hearts in love so
that by His grace you became
brethren and you were on the brink of the
pit of fire and He saved you from it.
Date:19-1-2016
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My beloved......
Remember you the trails and forest we walked.
With hands joined and our heads leaning against
each other,
As if were hiding ourselves within ourselves.''
Date:19-1-2016
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Friends are like a page in the book of life.
Every page with a different subject.
But you are my index page that is why you are covering every subject of my life.
Have a wonderful life....
Date:19-1-2016
English SMS
You probably know what is the longest word in English language.
Yes, it is "SmileS" bcoz there is mile between the two "S" (S mile S).
And the best of all it is FREE It costs absolutely nothing for you,
but can mean the world to the person who receives it!
so please spread smiles everywhere.
Date:19-1-2016
English SMS
The best part of life is not just surviving, but thriving with
passion & style & compassion & generosity & humor
and finally with kindness.
.......
Date:19-1-2016
English SMS
A person can not achieve his real success & happiness until he learns the art of having tolerance,sacrifice,care and respect for others.
Date:19-1-2016
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