Exams SMS
Anatomy of Exams
Exams-Kalyug
Exminer-Bhoot
Question Papr-Paheli
Ans Paper-Kora Kagaz
Marks-Asambhav
Cheating-Aksar
Result-Sadma
All the Best!
Exams SMS
Exams ka saya hai,
Exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai
Duniya wale kehte hain ache number lao,
Par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai.
Still, all the best!
Exams SMS
two days b4 the exam:
we refer to foreign authors
one day b4 the exam:
local authors……
on the day of exam :
v r the authors hahahaha
Exams SMS
Mountain Dew peene se ur jata hai fear,
Waah ! Waah !
Mountain Dew peene se ur jata hai fear,
Exams is near and our basic concepts r not clear…!
Exams SMS
Exams ka saya hai,
Exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai
Duniya wale kehte hain ache number lao,
Par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai.
Still, all the best!
Exams SMS
Exam k liye har book parh li maine
Faraz
.
.
.
.
.
.
Dua hai FACEBOOK se bhe koi sawal aa jaye
Exams SMS
Q. PEPAL K PED SE AGR 1 AAMB GIRA TO SABSE PHELE KON UTHAYE GA.
1.GUNGA
2.ANDHA
3.BEHRA
INTALIGANT HO TO JAWAB BHEJO.
Exams SMS
Newton's 5th Law
(Exam Law):
"Performance Of Boys In The Exam Decreases
When The Number Of Girls
In The Exam Hall Increases."
Exams SMS
The most unfulfilled desire
Of all science students is
A bomb should have
Fallen instead of
An apple on newton!
Exams SMS
All i want you is to be courageous Be calm and be self equipped with facts and figures to conquer this exams battle. I wish you is best of luck in your exams
Exams SMS
According to newton’s 4th law for exams-
every book will continue to be at rest
or covered with dust
until some
external or internal exam moves it!
Exams SMS
Pre-Engineering wale marty nahi,
zinda dafnay jate hain
.
.
her ek paper mein buri tarha tarpai jate hain
.
.
koi khol k tu dekhte kafan ko un k
.
.
Qabar mein bhi 5 yearz solve karte pai jate hain
Exams SMS
Exam k liye har book parh li maine
Faraz
.
.
.
.
.
.
Dua hai FACE�BOOK se bhe koi sawal aa jaye
Exams SMS
What Is The Height Of Honesty?
Sitting In Examination Hall
Opening The Chit
Memorizing The Answer
And Writing It Without Seeing…
Exams SMS
Boys try their best to pass the exams.
But most of the time their efforts ruined
Because of girls.
Girls work hard to spoil the boys
So they can not pass even this year.
Exams SMS
Ye Exams K Rishtay B Ajeeb Hotay Hain
Sab Apnay Apnay Naseeb Hote Hain
Rehtay Hain Jo Nigaho Say Door
Sala Wohi Question Compulsory Hote Hain
Exams SMS
Want To Be 1st In Your Class..??
Here Are Some TIPS :
> Wake Up Everyday At 5 Am.... :O
> Drink Tea Or Coffe....:O
> Go To Your Class At 6 Am.... :O
And
Nobody Will Be There In Your Class..!! ;)
So, You Are 1st In Class..!! :P
Think Different !!
Exams SMS
To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
But also dream,
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for your exam.
eXams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!
Anatomy of Exams
Exams-Kalyug
Exminer-Bhoot
Question Papr-Paheli
Ans Paper-Kora Kagaz
Marks-Asambhav
Cheating-Aksar
Result-Sadma
All the Best!
Sender:DaddyFile
Date:20-04-2016
Exams ka saya hai,
Exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai
Duniya wale kehte hain ache number lao,
Par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai.
Still, all the best!
Sender:DaddyFile
Date:20-04-2016
two days b4 the exam:
we refer to foreign authors
one day b4 the exam:
local authors……
on the day of exam :
v r the authors hahahaha
Sender:DaddyFile
Date:20-04-2016
Mountain Dew peene se ur jata hai fear,
Waah ! Waah !
Mountain Dew peene se ur jata hai fear,
Exams is near and our basic concepts r not clear…!
Sender:DaddyFile
Date:20-04-2016
Exams ka saya hai,
Exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai
Duniya wale kehte hain ache number lao,
Par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai.
Still, all the best!
Sender:DaddyFile
Date:20-04-2016
Exam k liye har book parh li maine
Faraz
.
.
.
.
.
.
Dua hai FACEBOOK se bhe koi sawal aa jaye
Sender:DaddyFile
Date:20-04-2016
Q. PEPAL K PED SE AGR 1 AAMB GIRA TO SABSE PHELE KON UTHAYE GA.
1.GUNGA
2.ANDHA
3.BEHRA
INTALIGANT HO TO JAWAB BHEJO.
Sender:DaddyFile
Date:20-04-2016
Newton's 5th Law
(Exam Law):
"Performance Of Boys In The Exam Decreases
When The Number Of Girls
In The Exam Hall Increases."
Sender:DaddyFile
Date:20-04-2016
The most unfulfilled desire
Of all science students is
A bomb should have
Fallen instead of
An apple on newton!
Sender:DaddyFile
Date:20-04-2016
All i want you is to be courageous Be calm and be self equipped with facts and figures to conquer this exams battle. I wish you is best of luck in your exams
Sender:DaddyFile
Date:20-04-2016
According to newton’s 4th law for exams-
every book will continue to be at rest
or covered with dust
until some
external or internal exam moves it!
Sender:DaddyFile
Date:20-04-2016
Pre-Engineering wale marty nahi,
zinda dafnay jate hain
.
.
her ek paper mein buri tarha tarpai jate hain
.
.
koi khol k tu dekhte kafan ko un k
.
.
Qabar mein bhi 5 yearz solve karte pai jate hain
Sender:DaddyFile
Date:20-04-2016
Exam k liye har book parh li maine
Faraz
.
.
.
.
.
.
Dua hai FACE�BOOK se bhe koi sawal aa jaye
Sender:DaddyFile
Date:20-04-2016
What Is The Height Of Honesty?
Sitting In Examination Hall
Opening The Chit
Memorizing The Answer
And Writing It Without Seeing…
Sender:DaddyFile
Date:20-04-2016
Boys try their best to pass the exams.
But most of the time their efforts ruined
Because of girls.
Girls work hard to spoil the boys
So they can not pass even this year.
Sender:DaddyFile
Date:20-04-2016
Ye Exams K Rishtay B Ajeeb Hotay Hain
Sab Apnay Apnay Naseeb Hote Hain
Rehtay Hain Jo Nigaho Say Door
Sala Wohi Question Compulsory Hote Hain
Sender:DaddyFile
Date:20-04-2016
Want To Be 1st In Your Class..??
Here Are Some TIPS :
> Wake Up Everyday At 5 Am.... :O
> Drink Tea Or Coffe....:O
> Go To Your Class At 6 Am.... :O
And
Nobody Will Be There In Your Class..!! ;)
So, You Are 1st In Class..!! :P
Think Different !!
Sender:DaddyFile
Date:20-04-2016
To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
But also dream,
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for your exam.
Sender:DaddyFile
Date:20-04-2016
Exams SMSeXams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!
Sender:DaddyFile
Date:20-04-2016
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