Husband and Wife SMS
If men behave after marriage the way they do before it,
half the divorces won't take place..
On the other hand,
If women behave before marriage the way they do after it,
half the marriages won't take place ;)
Husband and Wife SMS
Wife: Kaash tum aise SMS hote jise
Main Zindagi bhar save karke rakhti!
Husband: Air kaash tum
aisi ringtone hoti jise
main har hafte badal sakta.
Husband and Wife SMS
Wife to Husband : I don't have any child, I have decided to give all my wealth to some Sadhu..
After hearing this, husband stood up...
Wife : What happened to you, where are you going?
Husband : To become a Sadhu !
Husband and Wife SMS
A husband is someone who,
after taking the trash out,
gives the impression
he just cleaned the whole house.
Husband and Wife SMS
What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A – One Woman Brings U into this world crying…
&
the other ensures U Continue to do so.
Husband and Wife SMS
Husband:u will never succeed
in making that dog obey u!
Wife:Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first.
Husband and Wife SMS
Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelery and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!
Husband and Wife SMS
Wife:"Meray iraday baray naik hain,
Aap 100 main
say aik hain!"
Husband: "dimagh k hum b DON hain,
pehle ye bata baqi k 99 kon hain...?
Husband and Wife SMS
Husband: dear tumhari gardan par ajeeb
si cheez hay jise dekh kar khauf aata hay.
Wife:Wo kiya?
Husband:
Tumhara 'moun'...
Husband and Wife SMS
Husband biwi se Phone par:
"Kiya pakaya hai aj khanay mein?"
Biwi (ghussay se):
"Zeher"
Husband:
kha kar so jana, mein dair se aonga.
Husband and Wife SMS
A successful marriage is based
On give & take:
Where husband gives money,
Gifts, dresses n wife takes it
&
Where wife gives advices, lectures,
Tensions & husband takes it..!!
Husband and Wife SMS
husband
phone pe kya pakaya hai aj
wife
zeher
husband
kha k so jao me aaj late aon ga.
Husband and Wife SMS
Wife:kal raat tum neend main mujhe gaaliya de rahe the. Husband:Tumhe galat fehmi hui hai. Wife: kaisi galat fehmi? Husband: Yehi k main soya hua tha
Husband and Wife SMS
Husband was seriously ill. Doc to wife :- Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood, don’t discuss ur problems, no tv serial, dont demand new clothes & gold jewels, Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok. On the way home.. Husband :- wat did the doc say ? Wife :- .No chance for u to survive
Husband and Wife SMS
''An Intelligent Wife Is One Who Makes Sure She Spends So Much That Her Husband Can't Afford Another Women" :P
Husband and Wife SMS
An Angry Wife To Her Husband 0n Phone: "Where d Hell Are You ... ?" Husband: Darling You Remember That Jewelery Shop Where You Saw The Diamond Necklace n Totally Fell In Love With It n I Didn't Have Money That Time n I said "Baby It'll Be Yours 1 Day ... " O:) Wife, With A Smile & Blushing: Yeah I Remember That My Love ! Husband: I m In The Pub Just Next To That Shop
Husband and Wife SMS
An Airline Introduced A Special Package For Business Men. Buy Ur Ticket Get Ur Wife's Ticket Free After Great Success, The Company Sent Letters To All The Wives Asking How Was The Trip. All Of Them Gave A Same Reply... "Which Trip ?"
If men behave after marriage the way they do before it,
half the divorces won't take place..
On the other hand,
If women behave before marriage the way they do after it,
half the marriages won't take place ;)
Sender:DaddyFile
Date:20-04-2016
Wife: Kaash tum aise SMS hote jise
Main Zindagi bhar save karke rakhti!
Husband: Air kaash tum
aisi ringtone hoti jise
main har hafte badal sakta.
Sender:DaddyFile
Date:20-04-2016
Wife to Husband : I don't have any child, I have decided to give all my wealth to some Sadhu..
After hearing this, husband stood up...
Wife : What happened to you, where are you going?
Husband : To become a Sadhu !
Sender:DaddyFile
Date:20-04-2016
A husband is someone who,
after taking the trash out,
gives the impression
he just cleaned the whole house.
Sender:DaddyFile
Date:20-04-2016
What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A – One Woman Brings U into this world crying…
&
the other ensures U Continue to do so.
Sender:DaddyFile
Date:20-04-2016
Husband:u will never succeed
in making that dog obey u!
Wife:Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first.
Sender:DaddyFile
Date:20-04-2016
Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelery and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!
Sender:DaddyFile
Date:20-04-2016
Wife:"Meray iraday baray naik hain,
Aap 100 main
say aik hain!"
Husband: "dimagh k hum b DON hain,
pehle ye bata baqi k 99 kon hain...?
Sender:DaddyFile
Date:20-04-2016
Husband: dear tumhari gardan par ajeeb
si cheez hay jise dekh kar khauf aata hay.
Wife:Wo kiya?
Husband:
Tumhara 'moun'...
Sender:DaddyFile
Date:20-04-2016
Husband biwi se Phone par:
"Kiya pakaya hai aj khanay mein?"
Biwi (ghussay se):
"Zeher"
Husband:
kha kar so jana, mein dair se aonga.
Sender:DaddyFile
Date:20-04-2016
A successful marriage is based
On give & take:
Where husband gives money,
Gifts, dresses n wife takes it
&
Where wife gives advices, lectures,
Tensions & husband takes it..!!
Sender:DaddyFile
Date:20-04-2016
husband
phone pe kya pakaya hai aj
wife
zeher
husband
kha k so jao me aaj late aon ga.
Sender:DaddyFile
Date:20-04-2016
Wife:kal raat tum neend main mujhe gaaliya de rahe the. Husband:Tumhe galat fehmi hui hai. Wife: kaisi galat fehmi? Husband: Yehi k main soya hua tha
Sender:DaddyFile
Date:20-04-2016
Husband was seriously ill. Doc to wife :- Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood, don’t discuss ur problems, no tv serial, dont demand new clothes & gold jewels, Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok. On the way home.. Husband :- wat did the doc say ? Wife :- .No chance for u to survive
Sender:DaddyFile
Date:20-04-2016
''An Intelligent Wife Is One Who Makes Sure She Spends So Much That Her Husband Can't Afford Another Women" :P
Sender:DaddyFile
Date:20-04-2016
An Angry Wife To Her Husband 0n Phone: "Where d Hell Are You ... ?" Husband: Darling You Remember That Jewelery Shop Where You Saw The Diamond Necklace n Totally Fell In Love With It n I Didn't Have Money That Time n I said "Baby It'll Be Yours 1 Day ... " O:) Wife, With A Smile & Blushing: Yeah I Remember That My Love ! Husband: I m In The Pub Just Next To That Shop
Sender:DaddyFile
Date:20-04-2016
An Airline Introduced A Special Package For Business Men. Buy Ur Ticket Get Ur Wife's Ticket Free After Great Success, The Company Sent Letters To All The Wives Asking How Was The Trip. All Of Them Gave A Same Reply... "Which Trip ?"
Sender:DaddyFile
Date:20-04-2016
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